*jesus in his final hours on the cross*
JESUS: you know father,i think we really need to reconsider this whole father-son relationship. you know the whole,you tell me what to do and i do it.
GOD: whatever you say son
JESUS: you know what father?
GOD: what son..
JESUS: your'e going to be the death of me
*dies*

A/N: i is going to regret this, but i has decided to attempt 100 themes thingo... will take so long that i will be 950 by the time i finish, but what the heck..